It is Jenni "JWoww" Farley's duty to defend that booty.
The Jersey Shore star recorded a Keek video which she released to fans that showed the reality star in her lace underwear—yup, no pants—so that she could show off her backside.
Why, you ask? Well, not that we needed a reason, but there was one.
A pretty unflattering photo of JWoww's junk in the trunk from MTV's New Year's Show in Times Square hit the Internet, and now the celeb wants everyone to know that it's not an accurate depiction of what she's working with.
"Sorry for my appearance, but it has come to my attention that there is a picture of my derriere going around that looks pretty vile, pretty disgusting. And to prove this picture wrong I decided to video my buttocks because you can't photoshop a video," she said.
"'FYI, I did not pull a Britney Spears and not wear underwear. I forever wear underwear. So, for whoever photoshopped that on me, at least you could have put some drawers on me, at least you could have put my tattoo..." she added, "I know this is not Victoria's Secret, but it is mine, and it took a lot of doughnuts and cheeseburgers to get this! So F-you photographer and all the outlets that actually think that that's my ass."