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Holly Madison

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We never understood why pregnant celebrities need to cradle their stomachs whenever a camera's nearby. Do the flashbulbs make the baby fall out? Is there a fetus-snatcher waiting at the end of the carpet to grab Holly's proto-meal-ticket and spirit it away?

And does Holly Madison know that, while it's real nice to take her kid to see The Nutcracker in Las Vegas, she may want to wait a few months until the kid can, you know, see stuff?

But the biggest mystery about this photo has to be the outfit. We don't know who knocked up Tinker Bell, but whoever it is, he'd better do the right thing and marry that fluttery fairy!