Can you imagine a country run by Charlie Sheen?
Well, now you don't have to!
Director Robert Rodriguez announced via Twitter that he has cast the former Two and a Half Men star as the president of the United States for his upcoming film, Machete Kills.
"I just cast Charlie Sheen in #machetekills as the President of the United States! Who better? More soon... http://yfrog.com/h38lgnuj," Rodriguez tweeted along with a photo of himself and our future onscreen commander in chief.
And, of course, Sheen forwarded the news to his own Twitter family with the proper lead-in, "My Fellow Americans!"
He's got this role down pat.
(Originally published June 21, 2012, at 7:30 p.m. PT)