In the Closet: Fashion Fizz for The Tiz

Ashley Tisdale does a fashion don't

By Becky Bain Oct 03, 2008 8:03 PMTags
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Ashley Tisdale is going for a record number of looks here at the High School Musical 3: Senior Year photocall in Madrid. (Guess a love of cheesy ballads and choreographed dance numbers performed by teens cuter than most students in actual high schools knows no geographical bounds.)

We've got the Fame ballet tights, combined with a pair of heels more appropriate for the prom. Then there's the fuzzy skirt that looks more like a Brillo pad, and an oversized fuchsia sweater that wouldn't entirely be out of place inside D.J. Tanner's closet during a rerun of Full House.

And The Tiz tops it all off with her best beauty-pageant updo. We get that you're a fun and free-spirited femme, Ash, but you're not Punky Brewster—try just a tiny bit to have your outfit match, please? Then again, this is prolly the best way to get anybody to talk about you instead of Zac and Vanessa since your nose revamp. And we highly prefer mix-and-matching your clothes than your body parts.