Afternoon Fix: What Do We Have to Do to Make This Tina Fey Book Deal Happen?

A book deal is in the works for Tina Fey, and it's not going as quickly as we would like...plus more end-of-day links.

• There's a bidding war going on right now over who gets to publish a nonfiction humor book by Tina Fey, but she's been too busy impersonating Sarah Palin to settle it.

• Britney-in-NYC Update Four: The pop star decided to visit a school today in order to prove how much more normal she is now. Unfortunately, the school was closed due to Rosh Hashanah, so her people reportedly had to round up 20 neighborhood kids to meet her.

• Shannen Doherty doesn't regret briefly being married to Rick Salomon, but she is disgusted by his sex tape with Paris Hilton.

• Didn't get invited to ScarJo's secret wedding? No worries, plans are in the works for a bigger celebration. (You probably won't be invited to that either, though. Sorry.)

• The airport thrown down between ANTM's Bianca and Nikki Blonsky sounds terrible! In Bianca's version there was mom punching and crotch kicking.