Josephine Santos, PacificCoastNews.comLet's just get to the inevitable denial before we get down to it: "This is not true," says Lindsay Lohan's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik. Good, we got the rep response out of the way—let's get down to what people actually on the H'wood scene said they claim they witnessed, of course:
SamRo spinning at Bev Hills hang Il Cielo Thursday night, with an über-agitated LiLo joining her. Linds ordering libations, flipping fans the finger, pushing partygoers and ignoring Joe Francis when he approached her for a chitchat. Last one's not so hard to believe, espesh after his recent anti-Samite radio remarks. But the rest? A year ago we wouldn't have blinked, we know that much.
Maybe Daddy Lohan and the Girls Gone Wild guy have been right all along, and S.R.'s simply using her gal-pal for publicity. Could this supposed bitchfest from last night be L2 realizing everyone's seen through Sammy this whole time, besides her? Or maybe it's just Lo-hon's time of the month.
No, we don't mean her period. We mean the period once every 30 days or so LiLo remembers that her one and only hit movie, Mean Girls, was four years ago. "Rehab is only minutes away," cruelly adds a very close chum to Ms. L., as if L2 needed any more kicks in her rubber parts. Hmmm. Wonder if she meant emotional, family or rehabs of a different variety? Tabloid time will tell.
—Additional sass by Becky Bain