Tuesdays With Maury: How Many Times You Been Pooped On?

Maury reveals the horrors of birds and the poop they're filled with

By Peter Gilstrap Sep 23, 2008 11:23 PMTags

It's that time of the week, folks: time to let Maury Povich take us into the vast and fascinating world of human psychology—which means watching as people afraid of ridiculous things freak out, with Maury acting as the chuckling, pitiless ringmaster. 

Meet Andrea, whose fear of birds—"They know that I hate them and I can't get away from them!"renders her virtually unable to breathe as a Maury henchman chases her with a parrot. Polly wanna heart attack?