Thanks for all your wonderfully on-point submissions. And thanks to Canada for providing the star of our winning video with publicly funded health care, and a complimentary metal detector.
Congratulations to the mysterious Brandon88 for submitting our very first winning news piece!
And now for the two runners-up:
New R Us
Submitted by Christine Taylor
Bananaramifications
Submitted by Meloney Kapper
Post your links either to the comments section below, or to our wall on Facebook. When your Soup-tailored alarm goes off Wednesdays at 10/9C, you can see if your news clip made it onto the show, and/or TheSoupTV.com.