Hulk Hogan is not "feigning outrage" over news that he unwittingly starred in a sex tape.
An attorney for the ex-wrestler and reality-TV star tells E! News that Hogan (real name Terry Bollea) is "appalled at the unauthorized release of a secretly filmed video" and is taking legal action to make sure no one profits from it.
So, who secretly taped Hogan having sex?!
Other than that...
Earlier today, Vivid Entertainment CEO Steve Hirsch said that he was approached by a third party about buying the home movie, but would not say whether his company was considering it.
"He neither approved of the filming nor the release of the same," continued Hogan's attorney, David Houston. "It is clearly an outrageous invasion of privacy and breach of trust if it is genuine. We will take all necessary steps to enforce both civil and criminal liability."
And they seem to know who the woman in the video is.
"We are two shades short of referring her to the state attorney in Florida," Houston tells E! News. "This is a felony in Florida."
Houston says that he hopes that Hogan's reaction is enough to put whoever's trying to sell the tape on notice, adding, "If someone chooses to go through with it, it will be at their own peril."
But while we don't know who's selling, we at least know who isn't buying!
And a shout-out to Stage College, Pa., resident Vernon J. Cox III, who tweeted, "A Hulk Hogan sextape has leaked online. With that I think the time has come for me and the Internet to part ways. It was fun while it lasted."
—Reporting by Claudia Rosenbaum