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So True So False, STSF

Lesson for the kids: always practice safe smooshing.

That, supposedly, is something that Jersey Shore guidette Snooki failed to do, as Star magazine is breathlessly reporting that the reality starlet is pregnant!

The 24-year-old certainly seems to be in a stable relationship with her boyfriend of a year, Jionni LaValle, but is Snooki really mother material?

Forget GTL—this news is more like OMG! That is, if it's true. So is Snooki readying herself for a Shore leave and expecting a bambino of her own? This rumor is...

So false!

Snooki's rep tells E! News that there is no truth to the rumors and that the MTV star is not pregnant.

Snooki herself denied the rumor while speaking with Opie and Anthony this morning.

"Does that mean they're calling me fat?" she asked. "That means that I have a belly, then."

"It's actually at this point insulting," JWoww added, responding not only to the pregnancy rumors but all rumors surrounding them in general.

The tabloid seemed to pin the rumor on the fact that Snooki was telling friends she had a "big announcement" coming soon. Well, it seems like her baby may have been simply of the professional variety, possibly to do with her Jersey Shore spinoff with pal JWoww.

Just this week, it emerged that the Hoboken mayor rejected the production company's request for a permit to film in the city. Talk about a baby.

—Reporting by Marc Malkin