Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images• There's a reason George Clooney won't be godfather to Brangelina's twins, Knox and Vivienne: "No, he hates children," says Brad. "I love the twins too much to subject them to George."
• Jamie Lynn Spears was so excited for her sister's VMA victory, she updated her Facebook status: "[Jamie Lynn Spears] is good job Brit...I thought you looked amazing."
• An Australian radio host happened to use the urinal next to David Beckham and can confirm what the Armani underwear ads hint at.
• Zac Efron could star in a West End production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Yes, please, we'll take it.
• Everyone, Jenny Humphrey needs our help. Look what she's become—she looks more beat than Ali Lohan and more tarty than Miley Cyrus.