These celebrities and many more hold a special place in the hearts of E!'s very own After Lately cast, who, in the Thanksgiving spirit (and the fact that their show returns Sunday with special guest star Jenny McCarthy!), shared the celebrity scandals they're thankful for this holiday season with us.
Brad Wollack: "I am most thankful for the Lindsay Lohan debacle. Her constant mistakes are ensuring that I won't be the most embarrassing ginger out there."
Heather McDonald: "The celebrity scandal I am most thankful for is the whole Tiger Woods nightmare. When it got up to 14 women, all VIP hostesses and what not, and then one woman from the Waffle House who clearly didn't match the others, I realized Tiger had a real problem if he couldn't even get through a Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity without boning the person serving it."
Josh Wolf: "The celebrity scandal I am most thankful for is the Charlie Sheen fiasco. It goes to show that you can do all the drugs you want, have sex with all the random women you want, lock people in bathrooms all you want—and as long as you apologize you'll still be able to find work."
Chris Franjola: "The scandal I am most thankful for is...Hugh Hefner being left at the altar by his 25-year-old fiancée. My hope for all of us this holiday season is that no one has to live in a world where an 85-year-old man and his 25-year-old girlfriend can't make it work. Mr. Hefner if you don't have anywhere to go this Thanksgiving, I have an extra seat at my table and just for you."
Sarah Colonna: "I will be forever thankful for every time Keifer Sutherland fell down, jumped on a hotel lobby Christmas tree or sat in a restaurant booth with his pants around his ankles. It's a nice reminder there's someone out there for me."
Don't miss the premiere of After Lately Sunday at 11 p.m. on E! and don't forget to share the celebrity scandal you're most thankful for in the comments!