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I love Halloween. You can wear whatever you want, get free candy and look at girls in sexy costumes. We didn't have this when I grew up and I remember my first Halloween here in America I was very confused. I wasn't feeling good, so I asked this nurse with huge boobies if she could help me. She smiled, reached into a bag and gave me a tiny Snickers bar. For three years I thought Snickers bars cured the flu. I was sick a lot.