The honeymoon's over. Though in fairness, that's because it never really began.
If you thought Tara Reid's mega-quick engagement (according to her tweets, it clocked in at approximately 90 minutes long) and marriage this summer had just a tiny ring of desperation suspicion about it, you thought right.
Because the American Pie actress unexpectedly let slip yesterday that she was "never really married" at all. Here's the deal…
Back in August, the 35-year-old tweeted in quick succession that she was first engaged and then married to Zack Kehayov during a Grecian holiday.
Cut to yesterday when a clearly, um, groggy Reid—who described herself inadequately and most likely inaccurately as simply "tired"—ran into a Splash cameraman after landing at LAX.
In the 30-second video, which began as a pointless series of questions about whether or not Reid and her presumptive hubby would win if they were to appear on The Newlywed Game, the actress let slip the news.
"No, we would lose," she said on the tape. "Because we were never really married...No, never legal."
Neither Reid, who presumably has spent her time since the chat catching up on her sleep, nor her reps have confirmed or further commented on her unexpected disclosure.