Amongst his revelations today?
The Dancing With the Stars competitor and Courteney Cox's estranged hubby let it slip who he think is the "sexiest" on the dancing competition, how he cried in rehearsal and how he's been dating a woman he's really into...and she's the ex-fiancée of someone pretty famous!
Stern, of course, started in with questions about Courteney, asking David why she is in the audience every week at Dancing With the Stars and whether David is still pining for her.
"I'm not; we're in the friend zone now," he said, adding that Cox knows he's been seeing someone new since the summer.
Even though Courteney's in the crowd, Arquette says his new special somebody is the first one to call him every week after the show and that she just can't be there because she lives in New York.
And who is that?
"It's Barbara Walters," David joked.
He didn't give up his new gal's name right away though, but eventually caved and admitted her name is Christina McLarty. McLarty is a reporter for Entertertainment Tonight, as well as being Girls Gone Wild Joe Francis' ex-wife/domestic partner. Arquette says they met on a boat party early this past summer.
"She's adorable. I'm not one to run around with different girls. I like someone that makes me feel good and that I can make feel good," said Arquette.
David says the two have been Skyping up a storm and have taken a few road trips together since they hooked up in the summer months.
"We try to see each other as much as possible," he said.
As for the show, David talked rehearsing and how he should cry on camera to get a sympathy vote from the public.
"I cried in rehearsal one day," he revealed, joking that any one who was going to vote for him certainly won't now. "I got overwhelmed with emotion."
When Stern began talking about how he fast forwards through the "fat people dancing," David revealed that he loves all different body types and said that he finds Lacey Schwimmer to be "one of the sexiest girls on the show."
David, still sober, says because of the show and his new gal pal, "everything is good."
We're thrilled to see him in love!