gotcast.comHere at the Soup Blog, beyond the sacred duty of mocking reality shows, we feel compelled to insure there will be future shows to mock, thus perpetuating the grand cosmic entertainment life cycle. To that end, here's a show that doesn't even exist yet, and if you're pretty and shallow enough, you could be a part of it!
Bravo is looking for “hip and stylish 18- to 25-year-olds” for a new docu-soap set in South Orange County (basically Laguna Beach), and said hipsters must “live in the fast lane!” That fast lane must be incredibly wide, as it includes high-octane folks who “have an involved relationship with their parents. Mom and dad might support their adult children’s lifestyle financially or through business connections; or maybe they provide the security of knowing that their kid can ‘always come home.' ” The big question: Is that before or after the street lights come on? If it's the latter, those are some serious fast-lane-allowing parents.
So if you live this kind of firebrand lifetsyle and have a gaping hole in your character that needs to be filled by appearing on television, call Bravo ASAP.