Dear Ted:
Why can't you reveal a Blind Vice like Twyla Babe-Sucker? Her vice isn't that big of a deal. So she cheated on her then quasi boyfriend and left him for her costar. There didn't seem to be much more to that B.V. than that.
—Jenny
Dear Big Decision:
I love how you've decided for Twyla that her Vice of bedding down with more than one celeb isn't that big of a deal, so just go ahead and spill it, already. You remind me of all the people who tell gay stars to just come out of the closet, already, no biggie. For you, maybe.
Dear Ted:
You have confirmed that Keanu Reeves has been the subject of a Blind Vice item. As a fan, I'm naturally curious what this was, so I've been reading your archives and I've located some possible candidate Blind Vices. However, those are all very old, before you even used monikers. My questions: Does Keanu have a moniker? Are there any recent (say last year or so) Blind Vice items about Keanu ?
—Curious Karen
Dear Good Taste:
Yes and no. I'm afraid Keanu is acting much too adult these days. Boring!
Dear Ted:
What's up with the lovely Michael Fassbender? I know he likes his ladies young...but anything other than that? He just looks like a naughty boy, and I'm sure all the ladies would love to hear about it.
—D
Dear Even Better Taste:
Look, the luscious Fassbinder is supposed to have a girlfriend, but I don't believe it for a sec. When he finished filming the sexually gritty, emotionally demanding Shame recently, he took off for a break with a bunch of dudes, no gal-pal. He's a regular German George Clooney.
Dear Ted:
I heard some rumors that all the 90210 cast hates Shenae Grimes, and the truth is that I've seen candids from the CW party and she was always alone, while the others together. I feel like the only one there who really cares about her is Tristan Wilds; the others just ignore her. Am I right? If so, do they have legit reasons to do so?
—Noelle
Dear Right ZIP Code:
You're not too far from the truth, and no, in my opinion this isn't based on anything else besides Shenae being one of the most attractive with some of the best scenes. Of course, they hate her.
Dear Ted:
Here you go again, Ted. Do you need hits for your board by making up stories that Robert Pattinson is gay? Let's think about this shall we, maybe in reality it's you that are gay, you seem to know alot about it. And as far as Kristen Stewart breaking up with Rob, dream away, because some people know more than you, imagine, that's just never going to happen, ask me why? You will have to wait and see. But I must tell you unless you can back up any story you print it becomes garbage, every celebrity I have spoken with thinks you personally are something on the bottom of their shoe that they can't remove.
—oniszko2
Dear Who's the Crazy:
Never said Rob was gay or that Kristen was going to break up with Rob. And I'm absolutely touched you think so much of me as to bring me up every time you meet all those celebrities, mwuah!
Dear Ted:
Any updates on Sally Pearlsmyth? This story just blows my mind; she looks so wholesome in my opinion.
—Barbarabarroso444
Dear Look Again:
She's not. But she sure is doin' great, sweetheart!