Blind Vice: Hildago's Bitch Has Moved On to Bigger Gays

Hildago Van Buren’s backstage suitor transfers over to more important Hollywood fish

By Ted Casablanca Aug 23, 2011 12:35 PMTags
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It wasn't Hildago Van Buren who had most people intrigued a couple of weeks ago, but instead, the guy with all the young fans who kept rubbing himself up Hildago's backside! Who could it have been?

Well, I think it's time for everybody to meet Carson Ampi-Dickorous, one of Hollywood's most charming sex addicts...

Who not only uses his skills for personal enjoyment, but for work duties, as well!

Now, the last time we heard from (and saw) Carson, he was mime breeding HIildago's behind, and it wasn't that big of a deal. After all, more than a few people in town know what an aspiring slut Carson is and how he'll at least make out—if not go all the way—with practically anybody for a good time.

But what is on some Hollywood folks' minds now is just how far will Carson go for a job? In other words, would Carson actually sell his soul (and his services) out just to land a primo part?

Perhaps. Because one of the hottest guys in TV (who's largely responsible for Carson's recent re-entry into the fame game) is working on some new projects. And Mr. Ampi-Dickorous has made it very plain to his employer just how far he'd be willing to go for a chance at that new gig.

Will it work? Honestly? Probably.

You think only straight casting couches are alive and well in this town?

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