Did someone order an 18-pack?
If you think of yourself as one who appreciates the beauty of a man's hot half-naked bod parading on the big screen, then we can assume you're anticipating the release of Magic Mike just as much as the rest of us.
While Bomer takes on the role of a naughty dancer, McConaughey will play Dallas, a former exotic dancer who owns Xquisite, the club where "Magic Mike" works.
So who the eff is "Magic Mike"?
That would be Tatum, the head dry-humping honcho who takes a younger male stripper (Pettyfer) under his wings to teach him the tricks of the trade both on- and offstage.
Here's the best part: The whole movie is full-frontal! We kid.
But there is an interesting fact about this flick—it's based on Tatum's real-life experience as a 19-year-old stripper in Tampa.
Now if only this was coming out in 3-D...