Let's give a warm hug to Jennifer Lopez.
But to top it off, she also had to hear of another ex-hubby's negotiations to pose for Playgirl and then see her wax figure get sexually harassed by some topless Chippendale dancers. (And yes, that's 98 Degrees' Jeff Timmons slightly grazing her boob with a rose.)
All right, so maybe we're a little too harsh on the dancers. They're trying to be funny now that Jenny From the Block is single. We get it.
But as for Ojani Noa, that's still a sucky situation.
E! News got word from Noa's camp, who say the deal is being negotiated with his manager, Gina Rodriguez.
"I have been in negotiations with Daniel Nardicio of Playgirl since last week," his camp tells us.
"There has not been any talks of money however we do know it will be a full frontal shot if the money is right. Ojani has not shot for Playgirl or met with them formally yet."
Sigh. Keep your head up, J.Lo. We got your back, girl.