Well, that's one way to detract press attention away from Kim.
They're known for baring all figuratively, but while appearing on Fox & Friends this morning to promote the new season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians with her sister Kourtney, Khloé Kardashian Odom exposed a little too much of herself to viewers. Literally.
In retrospect, perhaps wearing that sheer top without the proper (OK, any) undergarments wasn't the best idea.
The sisters' segment started off G-rated enough, but Khloe's gesticulations caused unforeseen adjustments to her shirt and, unbeknownst to her, her sister or the three anchors interviewing her during the segment, quickly turned it R.
Nevermind that the slip became most noticeable while Khloe was discussing their lack of privacy and asking, "what else" can she do on camera after already her bikini wax episode. Well, we think we just found out.
But while the unintentional exposure was lost on everyone in studio, the viewers (especially those with HD TVs) were quick to notice the wardrobe malfunction.
Chief among them Kris Jenner.
"My mom just called me saying my nip slip is 'all over the internet!'" Khloé tweeted after her appearance, which she has already taken to referring to as "Nipplegate."
"Ha! Is it weird that I love it?! Who knew nipples were so special?"
We'd say Janet Jackson, but we assume that's a rhetorical question.
All joking aside, Khloé knows that not everyone might take the situation as lightly as she did, and took to her blog this afternoon to apologize (sort of) for her unintended indecency.
"I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples—perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life," she wrote.
"On a more serious though, to those who I offended, I am very sorry. It truly was an accident, but I would be lying if I said I thought this was a big deal. I love how free European women are when it comes to nudity—they embrace their bodies and are proud of what God gave them. I love that mindset and way of life, which is why I am not embarrassed about what happened this morning. We ALL have nipples!"
See there? She's got Darwin on her side.