Jason Sudeikis, this year's host of the MTV Movie Awards, offered us more than we bargained for.
The guy kept the funny coming whether it was the slick set pieces, the saucy monologue or his admission that "my heart says Team Jacob, but my weiner says Team Edward."
OK, then. And who were the night's big weiners winners?
Twilight, people. All the way.
The biggest moment of the night was Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner smooching! Everyone was anticipating a liplock from Best Kiss winners Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, since they fooled us last year. But instead, we got an even bigger (and maybe, better?) surprise.
And though the Harry Potter peeps were effectively shut down by Team Twilight, the night had some other fine moments, including a surprise appearance by Justin Bieber, Jim Carrey's crazy suit that flashed images of dogs humping among other things and Gary Busey in a big plastic bubble.
And in the show's other watercooler moment, Reese Witherspoon winner of the Generation Award, revealed that she knows how to fire off some saucy jokes when she needs to. When Robert Pattinson spoke of how Witherspoon played his mother in his first movie and then now his lover in Water for Elephants, the actress came back with, "So Rob, the punchline of your joke is really that you're the best motherf—er in Hollywood."
And being the wise woman she is, she offered some insight to the young women watching.
"I get that it's cool to be bad. But it's also possible to make it in Hollywood without a reality show. It used to be that if you make a sex tape, you hide it under your bed. If you take naked pictures of yourself on a cell phone, hide your face."
Words to live by. Now here's a complete list of the winners tonight:
Best Male Performance: Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Villain: Tom Felton, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part One
Best Breakout Star: Chloë Grace Moretz, Kick-Ass
Best Jaw-Dropping Moment: Justin Bieber, Never Say Never
Best Fight Scene: Robert Pattinson, Bryce Dallas Howard, Xavier Samuel, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Kiss: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Generation Award: Reese Witherspoon
Best Line from a Movie: Alexis Nicole Sanchez, Grown Ups for "I wanna get chocolate wasted"
Best Female Performance: Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Best Comedic Performance: Emma Stone, Easy A
Best Movie: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse