Get ready to see the world through Paris Hilton's fake-colored eyes.
What's her real life like? Well, it's just as high-maintenence and annoying as you'd think—it involves fights with her boyfriend Cy Waits, fights with her mom Kathy, fights with her friends, an attempted firing of a lowly assistant and lots of palling around with Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Brooke Mueller.
It's all going down on her trashtastic new reality show on Oxygen, The World According to Paris. And we have the exclusive clip of the series, with Paris, being very Paris-like, above.