Seeing the one-time Sexiest Man Alive appear, well, not at his sexiest while shooting the Informant in Hawaii has kind of put us at a loss for words.
While our blogger brethren over at Just Jared and Jezebel have come up with some pretty ingenious headlines to accompany this photo, we're, quite frankly, simply speechless.
Thanks to Emily for coming up with this stellar headline, which had us all laughing. But she had tough competition, so we had to share some of our favorite runners-up below. Thanks to everyone who chimed in; you guys are hilarious.
From Alex: Good Will Plumping
From Ron: The Talented Mr. Un-Ripped-ly
From Karen: I'm not F'ing Matt Damon!
From Susan: You PROMISE you'll watch my fries for me???