That was our initial reaction upon seeing the latest In Touch Weekly cover splashed with Teen Mom 2 "Wedding Joy!" and "Divorce Drama!"
Kailyn Lowry is free to be engaged to Jordan Wenner if she wants, of course. But the seemingly happily married Leah Messer and Corey Simms splitting up?! That's terrible news.
But while both stories are right there on the shelf for all to see, is Kailyn, mom to 13-month-old Isaac, really shopping for rings with Jordan, and are Leah and Corey, parents to twins Ali and Aleeah, really divorcing?
Hang on to your hankies, sniff, because these stories are...
So false! (Phew...)
"Just for the record, Corey and I are NOT divorcing!" Leah tweeted yesterday, apparently aware that a story was circulating to the contrary.
"Bahahaha, just seen InTouch's new Rumor of the week. Lmao! It says me and Corey are getting divorced, just wanted to let you all know that its a complete false alarm. We are NOT getting divorced. This marriage is till death do us part (: ♥," she added on Facebook.
And while Kailyn getting married would at least have been a happy tale, that doesn't appear to be true either. According to In Touch, she and Jordan were spotted looking at rings at a jewelry store in Allentown, Pa.
"@Kaailll i saw you're getting married! ;)," fellow Teen Mom 2 star Chelsea Houska tweeted to Kailyn, who responded, "Lol, apparently! I wonder when I agreed to that."
"I better be invited! haha," Chelsea replied.
—Reporting by Katie Rhames