No, this is not a prospective candidate for the next season of Toddlers & Tiaras—it's one of Hollywood's most sizzling babes from back when she was, well, just a babe.
And while the star in question has not only one of the most envied pouts in showbiz, her, um, body of work hasn't exactly gone unnoticed by the countless men's magazines she graced over the years.
But don't try and tell her that—flattery, apparently, will get you nowhere, as the star in these pics posted the adorable shots under the heading, "I look like Steve Buscemi."
It's Megan Fox!
Still, it's pretty clear that the camera loved her, even back then. Almost as much as she loved that cherry-flavored Bonne Bell lip smacker, from the looks of it.
Boardwalk Empire should be so lucky.