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    Blind Vice: Butter's Threat: "I Will Cut You, Bitch!"

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    Before you start feeling too sorry for poor, mixed-up, closeted celeb Butter Pussy and how the babe's scared coming out will affect her and her loved ones' incomes, listen up. Butter's hardly a saint.

    Far from it.

    Sometime ago, Ms. Pussy, who's really fabulous at her very celebrated career, came home from a hard day's work and her man happened to be home. But he wasn't alone:

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    Butter found the partner she genuinely cared for—but whom she also conveniently used (a lot) to help sell her fake heterosexuality to the gullible public—in bed. With company. And it wasn't another chick, either!

    Butter's man was in bed with...one of Ms. Pussy's employee's. How awful! How humiliating! How déclassé!

    So, Butter-babe did what any megastar worth her very butch reputation would do: She got a knife and threatened to "cut" the philandering partner. And guess what?

    She did! Badly. So much so, the sliced-up dude had to be taken to the hospital—and his recovery took some time.

    Now, to make up for things, the cheating dude who got knifed by the always well-coiffed and formidable Butter Pussy gets regular paychecks, per their postknifing financial arrangement.

    And some folks think the guy's sticking around (and getting to enjoy the fancy life), just to help Butter parlay that straight-chick image.

    Well, maybe a little—and maybe a little because both players here do still care for each other. But trust, those aren't the emotional ties than bind them.

    It's blood. Literally.

    AND IT AIN'T: Jada Pinkett-Smith, Dolly Parton, Diane Lane

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