AP Photo/Gus RuelasNothing says “I’m a big girl now” like a big-time condom endorsement. Now, thanks to a million-dollar offer from the folks at LifeStyles, Miley Cyrus—who’s heck-bent on shedding her Hannah Montana image—could have just the branding of maturity she’s been looking for. Cyrus has been dropping hints that this could be her final season in the Montana saddle and has backed up the grown-up push with her self-penned album Breakout, which has nothing to do with teen skin conditions.
No word yet on whether dedicated virgin Cyrus will grab ahold of the condom deal, but LifeStyles has sweetened the pot with a lifetime supply of rubbers for “whenever she decides the time is right.” Whenever that rolls around, Miley may well be unrolling product from LifeStyle’s current poster boy 50 Cent, whose Magic Stick connies boast a “curiously minty lubricant.” And what grown-up girl doesn't love minty?