Blame New Jersey.
It's true: South Park is facing a greater threat than Canada! The Garden State—aka home to a certain MTV phenomenon—is rapidly seizing control over the nation, and if the citizens of our favorite fictional town don't do something fast, Colorado could very well become West Jersey. But is it too late?
You'll have to find out when the appropriately titled episode, "New Jersey," airs Wednesday, October 13 on Comedy Central.
Here's hoping it's not Kenny they'll be killing.