Who can keep up with the Jersey Shore's cast love lives?
Between the in-house incestuous hookups, on-off again relationships, marriage proposals and hot tub makeouts, you practically need a flow chart to follow it all.
But we caught up with two of the ladies last night who dished on their current romance situations.
So who's single and who's landed a new guy? Read on...
Pint-sized Snooki is still looking for love.
"Yes, unfortunately," she sighed when I asked if she was solo at InTouch Weekly's Idols and Icons party last night.
For the record, she wasn't thrilled with the magazine marriage proposal she received from Jeff Miranda. "I knew that guy for two hours and obviously he's trying to get fame off me. I was scared for my life."
As for what she's looking for in a beau? "Just a nice guy that can treat me nice, and obviously tan and sexy."
And even though she shared a bed with housemate Vinnie, it sounds like they won't be getting serious.
"I think me and Vinnie are just friends with benefits," she explained. "I think it would be cute if we dated, but Vinnie's not like that."
But her castmate JWoww didn't stay on the market for long.
After splitting with her longtime boyfriend in early August, the buxom MTV star says she's scored a new man.
"I am currently dating someone new," she said. "He's been in the public eye with me. I've known him for a couple years. He's a really good friend and I'm really happy."
Last night, J-Woww got flustered at the VMAs by another much more famous dude.
"Right before I was getting in the hot tub, I was in my bathing suit running down the hallway in my high heels and I ran into Justin Timberlake!" she told me. "So embarrasing. I'm like half naked and this is how I'm going to meet the guy?"
Now if only J.T. joined them in the hot tub!
Missed the hot tub moment? Check out our VMA recap!