Star Crap: J.D. Salinger's Throne Could Be Your Own

The author may be dead, but you can give his commode new life!

For most of his post-Catcher In the Rye life, the late author J.D. Salinger's life was a mystery to the general public. How much time he spent sitting at his writing desk, no one knows, but you can be damn sure he spent significant chunks of time sitting on his toilet.

And now you can too, thanks to the magic of ebay. That's right fans, you can have this functional literary keepsake by dropping the asking price of $1,000,000, or simply submit your best offer and let the chips fall where they may.