Sometimes it gets hard to be a bad girl when mommy stops funding your wretched excess. At least that's what spoiled, free-spending shrew Kristen discovers when her mother not only cuts off her Discover, but reads her the riot act. Unfortunately, she decided to be a stern parent about 24 years too late.
Yes, she said a puppy. While beginning to sob.
You may all rise solemnly and join us as we begin slow, measured clapping for this extraordinary performance. Bravo, Kristen. Bravo.
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