The Salahis aren't the only ones who know how to crash a party.
A process server delivered a little karmic payback—and an affidavit—to The Real Housewives of D.C.'s most-hated couple on Thursday night, when they crashed Tareq and Michaele Salahi's (unsanctioned) premiere party and hit Tareq with some legal papers.
Brotman Winter Fried Communications, a PR group that the infamous reality couple hired for the 2008 (so, pre-White House gatecrashing) America's Cup of Polo.
BWF claims to have provided $15,000 worth of Journey-assisted public relationing at the event but has yet to be paid in anything close to full.
"They stopped paying," BWF president Steve Winters told E! News. "I kept calling them for money. Nothing, nothing, nothing."
Hence last week's rather poetic service.
"My whole thing was I just want us to get paid for the work we did," he said.
"We already got a judgment against him. The papers we served to him at his party were to summon Tareq to a debtor's interrogatory where he needs to bring evidence of his financial situation."
Reps for the Salahis—as well as the blog-happy couple themselves—have yet to comment.
Check out who the Salahis will be making look good by comparison in our gallery of The Real Housewives of D.C.