Caption Mischa Barton's Half-Chewed Couture

One of our fave fashion offenders does it again—write her up, folks!

UPDATE:

MK Says: "This is the origami festival, right?"

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Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

The Perp: Mischa Barton, looking like either a small bear or big moth made a meal of her thrift-store dress—actually Miu Miu, meow!—and topping it all off with a blond version of the ubiquitious Morticia Addams hair.

What do you think of Mischa's slashed swing dress? Write your most clever caption below and we'll post our fave here and on our Facebook page.