Heather Locklear must have never been so happy to go unrecognized.
The Ventura County District Attorney's Office has announced it won't be filing charges against the once-and-again Melrose Place vixen for a hit-and-run accident involving her car, saying there's no way to determine if she was, in fact, behind the wheel at the time.
Not in dispute is that a BMW registered to Heather and ex-hubby Richie Sambora hit a "No Parking" sign at around 4 a.m. on April 17 and no one reported the public-property-involved accident to police.
But, "Insufficient evidence exists to establish who the driver of the vehicle was at the time of the collision," read the statement from the D.A.'s office.
Check out Heather looking just a little less glamorous in our Mug-Shot Mania gallery.