Heidi Montag

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I have to address (not undress) Heidi Montag.  This bride of Frankenstein is pretty ridiculous.  Her most recent genius idea is to become an action star.  She's writing a movie and describes it as Bourne meets Barbie.  Uh, do you have any idea what would happen to poor Barbie if Jason Bourne ever met her?  It wouldn't be pretty, but not-so-pretty is actually very fitting for Heidi Montag.