In this case, gavel-pounding Judge Jeanine Pirro brings William to the bench. He's been married five times. The thing is, when he was on his honeymoon with his fourth wife, Denise, she received a call informing her that he was still married to his third wife. Now she's suing him (and his fifth wife) for child-care costs.
Certainly, a situation that Perry Mason, Jack McCoy and Denny Crane combined would have a tough time defending.