Mommy Dearest Grills Little Miss Perfect

Who's your mommy!

By Peter Gilstrap Mar 19, 2010 12:13 AMTags

It's always moving to watch a sweet, innocent young girl reveal true, unfettered love for her mother. Especially when that revelation is systematically forced and manipulated.

By her mother.

For a beauty pageant.

But don't blame mom for the Jack Bauer–like third degree of her dimpled lil' tyke. How else will Madison be certain of admitting the necessary level of mother love required by the Little Miss Perfect judges?

All we can say is, in about 20 years, she'll be paying for some shrink's new Mercedes.