Miss some or all of the past week? Let's us bring you up to speed:
• Bachelor hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
• Can a cheating man be complete without a good woman to cheat on? Tool Academy has the answer. Get out your hankies.
• It doesn't take a gemologist to decipher what kind of pearl necklace Seducing Cindy has in mind.
• There are some things male octogenarians shouldn't do. If they value their junk.