There's only one week to go before America finds out which lucky lady Bachelor Jake will choose to be his wife—and we believe this will happen, we really do—but why rush into things?
This week, we got to enjoy a special edition of the show called The Women Tell All.
It could also have been called A Searing, Backstabbing Bitchfest, as the cranky losers gathered to reminisce about the magic experience and talk massive trash.
Mainly about foxy minx Rozlyn, who was booted off the series for having a relationship with a producer of the show.
And from catty Ella's graphic description of the action, it sounds like it's a lot more fun to be a producer on The Bachelor than be the bachelor.