Harvard Gets Hasty With Justin Timberlake

Ivy League troupe taps Emmy/Grammy winner as Man of the Year; Anne Hathaway will be roasted as Woman of the Year this week

Who knew that stuffing your junk in a box and then singing about it constituted a "lasting and impressive contribution to the world of entertainment"? Other than the brain boxes over at Harvard, that is.

The Ivy League university has selected artiste extraordinaire Justin Timberlake, whom the group deemed "one of our generation's greatest entertainers," as Hasty Pudding's Man of the Year and will honor him with a roast—and the famous Pudding Pot—on Feb. 5.

The cross-dressing troupe's Woman of the Year, Anne Hathaway, will be honored this Thursday with a parade through Cambridge and a roast of her own.

The duo follows in the footsteps of last year's recipients James Franco and Renée Zellweger.

Here's hoping Justin likes pineapple.