Many years ago, the best thing about National Geographic was all those exciting photos of topless native women.
Now that the magazine has its own channel, the cutting-edge reporting is able to blow the lid off of controversial, heretofore unspoken Taboo issues.
Like why fat people eat so much.
Take chowhound Allan, who "loves" eating. So much so that he can no longer stand up. But don't think he's some kind of glutton.
It's the food's fault. As an expert reveals, the planet is brimming with evil food, available everwhere.
Just ask those third-world hogs.