Who says gorillas are endangered?
There's plenty of them down at the Jersey Shore, and guess what, ladies? You can have sex with them!
Sound good? It certainly does to rabid Shore vixen Jwoww (hey, who needs apostrophes?), especially when those magnificent apes are full of liquor and steroids.
Now that summer's done, look for lusty Jwoww this winter hanging around the primate section at the Bronx Zoo.
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