• Can you believe it's been five years since Jen Aniston and Brad Pitt were a thing. Wow, time flies when you're having flirty 40 fun! But wait, is she really OK? People mag is happy to report Jen is surviving, and so is Haiti.
• Kevin Jonas bought a fancy designer dog for his Louis Vuitton purses.
• Just like Jon Gosselin found a way back into headlines, so has Octomom. All she had to do was pose in her bikini. Stay in 2k9, you guys!
• No one can say no to a little "Party in the U.S.A." dance party. Seriously, no one.
• Lindsay Lohan gets her own Link Party: She's back to kissing boys, she might be cutting again and she'll be escorting some crazy entrepreneur to the Vienna Opera next month.
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David Boreanaz is pretty serious about his favorite hockey team—check it out in our Big Pic gallery.