All of Tiger Woods' supposed ladies have been pretty quiet lately, but his number one alleged mistress is turning 35 at the end of the month and she's ready to party.
Rachel Uchitel is throwing herself a birthday bash in Palm Beach on Jan. 29, and refers to herself as a "celebrity socialite" on the invite. (We have another word we'd use to describe her: it starts with "star" and it ends with a word that rhymes with "sucker". But that's just us.)
And really, Rach, if you're trying to be classy, it's probably best to choose an accompanying photo that doesn't have your legs splayed in a skirt.
Then again, if she kept her legs crossed, we wouldn't be writing about this in the first place, right?
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Let's take a walk down memory lane and look at the other alleged women of Tiger.