It's highly doubtful that The View's Joy Behar's name will appear on the growing list of ladies who provided poor Tiger Woods solace during his allegedly solaceless marriage, but who needs the Woodsman when you've got Dr. Oz and his own brand of flirting, medical style?
And when it comes to flirting, no one does it quite like a topless member of the WWE, whose quivering man boobs have a mind of their own.
As does Joel McHale (the mind, not the man boobs), who wrestles all this nonsense into pure comedy gold, especially for you.
He'll do it all again tonight on a full-length Soup at 10 p.m. ET/PT that you shan't want to miss.
Nor should you miss the fine fixin's in the Soup blog video larder. Dig in!