Where's Spock with his Vulcan nerve pinch when you need him?
"They were sitting at a small, private table, and it seemed like they didn't want to be recognized," an eyewitness tells E! News of the couple's first outing caught on tape. The two have been linked, under the radar, for the past few months.
Unfortunately for Captain Kirk and his date, any hope of keeping their relationship on the down-low proved futile as they faced a throng of Klingons paparazzi upon leaving.
So, with no Scotty in sight to beam them up, the two were forced to do the next best thing—hop in their car and jump to warp speed.