We've got your number, Jason Segel. Now if we could just get the image of your naked body out of our brains, we'd be set.
The multitalented How I Met Your Mother star popped up at the show by the Swell Season—the Oscar-winning duo from the film Once—at Los Angeles' Wiltern Theater last night. He came in hopes of charming one (or more!) of the band's fans with a new song he'd written just for the occasion about love, sex and his FX-free penis.
Sample lyric: "Remember when I showed my penis in Forgetting Sarah Marshall/Well, there were no special effects, no no special effects/So if you like what you saw, it's exactly what I'm working with."
We have no idea if the come-on worked, but if it did, we're pretty sure he'll write a song about it.
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