Whether they were going to the chapel, the courthouse or a French château, these celebrities declared in 2023 that, gee, they really love each other and they were gonna get marr-a-a-ied in the hopes that they would never be lonely anymore.
Okay, Olympian Simone Biles might wish there was a bit less distance between Wisconsin (where husband Jonathan Owens plays for the Green Bay Packers) and Houston (where the gymnast is training in the hopes of making her third Games appearance), but at least their May 6 wedding in Cabo San Lucas was a perfect 10.
As she walked toward her forever teammate, the four-time gold medalist recounted to Vogue, "Jonathan and I just tuned into each other and blocked everyone out. I fell in love with him all over."
And she wasn't the only star to impressively vault into married life this year.
Sofia Richie donned three separate Chanel dresses during her wedding weekend with music executive Elliot Grainge, Jon Hamm struck a merger with onetime Mad Men costar Anna Osceola and a whole slew of Bachelor in Paradise pairs declared they could see forever in each other's eyes.
And, no, we didn't score an invite to a single ceremony.
But while we once again missed out on an opportunity to do the chicken dance while elbow-to-crooked-elbow with, say, Taylor Swift, who we assume made the whole place shimmer when longtime collaborator Jack Antonoff wed Margaret Qualley, we did glean enough about these 2023 nuptials to realize that we definitely missed out.
On Jan. 28, musician Marc Anthony wed Nadia Ferreira in a star-studded wedding ceremony at the Pérez Art Museum Miami, Hola! reported.
The longtime couple kicked off the New Year with a romantic ceremony. "01.28.23," Abigail Breslin wrote on Instagram Jan. 30 of her union to Ira Kunyansky, "married my bestest friend."
Less than four months after getting engaged to Ryan Dawkins, The Bachelorette alum Clare Crawley confirmed she got married in a Feb. 2 post.
Reality TV star Mama June Shannon rang in 2023 with a bang, as she married Justin Stroud for a second time in February. They had previously tied the knot at a Georgia courthouse in March 2022.
Elliot Grainge & Sofia Richie
Model Sofia Richie said au revoir to single life when she wed music executive Elliot Grainge in a trés chic wedding on the grounds of Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc in the South of France April 22. On hand for the lavish affair: her dad Lionel Richie, sister Nicole Richie and three Chanel gowns.
Celebrity hairstylist Chris Appleton and The White Lotus' Lukas Gage confirmed that they tied the knot in Las Vegas in an April 26 Instagram, with Kim Kardashian as their officiant. Sadly, they announced they were cutting ties in November.
Simone Biles & Jonathan Owens
Just weeks after getting married in a Texas courthouse ceremony in April, Olympian Simone Biles wed Jonathan Owens in front of friends and family in Cabo San Lucas on May 6.
Justin Long & Kate Bosworth
Why, yes, he is just that into her. Justin Long confirmed on the May 9 episode of his podcast Life is Short that he and Kate Bosworth had made their union official. "I was there while I was like really falling in love with my now-wife," he told guest Kyra Sedgwick, reflecting on filming Barbarian in Bulgaria. Despite generally not being comfortable with set visits, he continued, "I loved having her there and we just had the most magical time."
Selling Sunset star Chrishell Stause revealed she married musician G-Flip on May 10, sharing an Instagram video featuring a video collage of them exchanging vows in Las Vegas.
The Bachelor alum Colton Underwood married Jordan C. Brown, in a rustic, outdoor Napa Valley, Calif. ceremony. The couple announced the news in a joint Instagram post, writing, "The Brown-Underwoods...May 13th 2023."
Booksmart star Beanie Feldstein tied the knot with producer Bonnie-Chance Roberts in an outdoor ceremony in upstate New York on May 20.
Bachelorette alum Andi Dorfman married Blaine Hart in a romantic Italian ceremony May 31 near where they reconnected in 2021 after first meeting at a college party 15 years prior.
Naomi Watts & Billy Crudup
King Kong actress Naomi Watts announced she got "hitched" to Morning Show actor Billy Crudup in a June 10 Instagram post.
We're simply Mad about his little detail from Jon Hamm's June 25 wedding to actress Anna Oscelo: The two married in the same Big Sur, Calif. spot where they met filming the 2015 Mad Men finale.
Mikayla Nogueira & Cody Hawken
Beauty Tiktoker Mikayla Nogueira married her partner Cody Hawken in Newport, R.I. July 1.
Barbara Palvin & Dylan Sprouse
Dylan Sprouse's life got just a bit sweeter when he wed model Barbara Palvin in her native Hungary this past July. "I'm excited to show that side of me and introduce my culture, the places I grew up, and the places I went to," she explained to V Magazine of settling on a location. "I feel like a lot of people will learn even more about me this way. I know there was no way we would have not had a wedding in Hungary because my parents would have killed me."
Michelle Yeoh & Jean Todt
Six months after her Oscar win, Everything Everywhere All at Once star Michelle Yeoh tied the knot with longtime love Jean Todt—who she was engaged to for 19 years—in July.
Margaret Qualley & Jack Antonoff
Maid actress Margaret Qualley married music producer Jack Antonoff in a star-studded ceremony (hi, Taylor Swift!) in New Jersey Aug. 19.
Hannah Godwin & Dylan Barbour
After saying "si!" to tech entrepreneur Dylan Barbour's 2019 proposal on the beaches of Mexico, Bachelor in Paradise alum Hannah Godwin took her time deciding on a venue, the pair ultimately agreeing that, oui, France's Château de Villette would be a delight.
The result—complete with a welcome party in Paris and a firework sendoff—was every bit as amazing as the San Diego-based pair's journey. "The wedding was absolutely magical," Setty app founder Godwin told E! of their Aug. 24 vows. "I married my best friend surrounded by our closest family and friends and it meant everything to us. It was a dream come true."
Derek Hough & Hayley Erbert
Dancing With the Stars pro-turned-judge Derek Hough married longtime girlfriend Hayley Erbert, a member of the show's dance troupe, Aug. 26 in a Northern California forest wedding Aug. 26.
Joey King & Steven Piet
Kissing Booth star Joey King sealed the deal with Steven Piet, who directed her in The Act, on Sept. 2 in Mallorca, Spain.
Kristin Chenoweth & Josh Bryant
Tony-winning Wicked actress Kristin Chenoweth married fellow musician Josh Bryant at a private residence in Dallas Sept. 2.
Robin Roberts & Amber Laign
Good Morning America co-anchor Robin Roberts married partner Amber Laign Sept. 8.
Captain America star Chris Evans and Warrior Nun actress Alba Baptista married in an intimate ceremony in Massachusetts on Sept. 9. "We kind of had two ceremonies," he later revealed at New York Comic Con. We had one on the East Coast, we did one in Portugal—my wife's Portuguese."
Jack Osbourne & Aree Gearhart
Jack Osbourne and Aree Gearhart announced they had "snuck away" and tied the knot on Sept. 21, with The Osbournes alum sharing on Instagram, "I married the most amazing women I've ever met. All in."
Hulk Hogan & Sky Daily
Wrestling icon Hulk Hogan exchanged vows with yoga instructor Sky Daily on Sept. 22, two months after getting engaged.
Dean Unglert & Caelynn Miller-Keyes
More than four years after they formed a connection on the sixth season of Bachelor in Paradise, Dean Unglert and Caelynn Miller-Keyes tied the knot Sept. 23.
Dane Cook & Kelsi Taylor
The couple got hitched on Sept. 23 at a private estate in O'ahu, Hawaii. "Last night I married the girl of my dreams here in Hawaii," Dane Cook shared the day after his wedding to Kelsi Taylor. "The greatest feeling in the world is knowing you've got the strongest person you could ever imagine by your side and giving them all of your love in return."
Billy Ray Cyrus & Firerose
Nearly one year after confirming their engagement, Billy Ray Cyrus and Firerose tied the knot in October.
Becca Kufrin & Thomas Jacobs
Yep, they did the damn thing. Mere weeks after welcoming son Benson in September, Paradise pair Becca Kufrin and Thomas Jacobs headed to the courthouse of love Oct. 13. The low-key affair (complete with their waiter stepping in as witness) checked off every box they had for their dream nuptials.
"We're hoping October," the former Bachelorette told E! News last December of marrying in the same month as her late father's birthday, "but we want to keep it very small, very intimate so it would just be immediate family. We might elope."