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I've heard rumors that Lady Gaga is a hermaphrodite. True?
—Turbo_Power, via Twitter
Let's be honest: Until Gaga herself comes out—no pun or implication intended—and not only addresses the hermaphrodite rumor directly, but also addresses it in a bikini, live, without the aid of Photoshop, will we ever really know?
But what's the most likely answer? Let's look at the evidence, shall we...